You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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