quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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