very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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