You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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