There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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