my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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