Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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