We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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