I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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