im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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