I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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