I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
How's work?
Spinning.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The struggles of a small town man whore
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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