She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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