i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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