If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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