Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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