he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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