Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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