Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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