We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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