dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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