and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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