North Korea, Best Korea!
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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