other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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