i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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