real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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