Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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