She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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