i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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