i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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