On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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