How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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