Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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