i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you inspire me to be a worse person
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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