i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
A+ Viking dick
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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