It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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