Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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