is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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