How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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