walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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