wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize
