she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
wow bdsm is so cute
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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