im holly from the hills drunk
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
You were trust falling into bushes
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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