Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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