I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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