i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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