Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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