i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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