There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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