So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my being single is dangerous.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just want nice things and good sex
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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