i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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