dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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