You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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