Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Randomize
