Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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