We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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