I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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