i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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