operation harelip BJ is a go
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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