O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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